Guide's Day Off

What do Montana guides do on their day off?  I know what Missoula guide Benjamin Hart does......he grabs the wife beater tank top out of the closet, a small bottle of Crown, extra tin of Copenhagen, a mix-and-match of beers that were left over from the past weeks clients, finds whatever frozen venison or elk that is left over from last hunting season to grill and floats a stretch of water that has carp!   I have no idea what fly he caught this on, but I am sure it was a fight.  You gotta love the redneck bonefish!!!